October 19th, 2012 at 3:10PM

LOL, good one.

statehate:

machistado replied to your photo: When you buy a new car, and then 3 weeks later you…
Ricardo, do you not know how to change a tire?

No, I do not because I am utterly and hopelessly inept.

However, even if I did know how to change a tire, I’d still call roadside assistance because it’s free and doesn’t require me to get my hands dirty, which is appealing to a prissy bitch like me.

It’s not free, but you’ve already paid for it, so why not call it. 

  1. self-ownership said: I was the fastest in my highschool auto mechanics course.
  2. againstpower said: This is why people have Triple-A, just saying. *tweets while manly man changes my tire*
  3. fathermercer reblogged this from statehate and added:
    Ric has a secretary to manage his piggy banks. Ric’s car seats are lined with the skin from virgin unicorns. Ric’s rims...
  4. sugashane reblogged this from statehate and added:
    It’s not free, but you’ve already paid for it, so why not call it.
  5. mohandasgandhi said: i will teech u
  6. asuperfluousman said: There is so much to hate about you.
  7. graceinmyheart said: you are possibly my favorite person on this website.
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