Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Literally just cried.
OK. I now people say things like “literally just cried”, etc. all the time
But seriously: I cracked up out loud at some of these. I snort-laughed, which has literally never happened in my life. I am an angry asshole. I do not laugh easily. And some of these were ridiculously hilarious.
TEARZZZ!!!! The best auto-corrects I’ve read. I’m literally crying.