Obama’s speech writers are brilliant. I wonder how much of our tax dollars they make…

Perfect.

Perfect.

eltigrechico:

“I’m a god — I’m not the God… I don’t think”. -Bill Murray

One of the greatest Bill Murray stories. In 2010, Bill Murray walked into a bar with the RZA and GZA of the Wu Tang Clan and started bar tending. No matter what anybody ordered, he gave them tequila. 

eltigrechico:

“I’m a godI’m not the God… I don’t think”. -Bill Murray

One of the greatest Bill Murray stories. In 2010, Bill Murray walked into a bar with the RZA and GZA of the Wu Tang Clan and started bar tending. No matter what anybody ordered, he gave them tequila. 

Doesn’t even need a teleprompter. 

Doesn’t even need a teleprompter. 

Meet Ken M, the greatest troll in internet history. 

Meet Ken M, the greatest troll in internet history. 

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michaelangerlo:

souliberty:

blankadude:

kabutocub:

Auto-Correct Catastrophes

Oh dear God.  I am crying right now.  My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

Literally just cried. 

OK. I now people say things like “literally just cried”, etc. all the time

But seriously: I cracked up out loud at some of these. I snort-laughed, which has literally never happened in my life. I am an angry asshole. I do not laugh easily. And some of these were ridiculously hilarious.

TEARZZZ!!!! The best auto-corrects I’ve read. I’m literally crying. 

Black Culture is popular. Black people are not.

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This was the greatest show. Funny as fuck and on-point. 

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seanbonner:

THE DEATH STAR WAS AN INSIDE JOB
An examination of some questionable events and circumstances leading up to the destruction of the Death Star, through the eyes of an amateur investigative journalist within the Star Wars galaxy. The focus is mainly on the connections between the people who created and operated the Death Star and those responsible for destroying it. 

This is amazing. 

A professional twitter conversation between Stephen Fry and Ricky Gervais

A professional twitter conversation between Stephen Fry and Ricky Gervais

theonion:

Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty: Full Report

theonion:

Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty: Full Report

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