A standing army is like a standing member. It’s an excellent assurance of domestic tranquility, but a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure.

 - Elbridge Gerry, Constitutional Convention, 1787 - While debating whether or not the newly founded U.S.A. should have a standing army or a militia. 

It’s important to note that Elbridge Gerry is the governor who was responsible for redrawing districts for which the term ‘Gerrymandering’ was coined.  

Black Friday celebrates the true essence of Thanksgiving; After a peaceful day of feasting, people pummel each other for scare property.