I know death isn’t funny, but I will laugh when Piers Morgan ends up taking his own life with a gun.
“….after learning of the Obama administration’s involvement in the IRS’ targeting of conservative groups and its secret seizure of Associated Press phone records…I’ve had some of the pro-gun lobbyists on here, saying to me, ‘Well, the reason we need to be armed is because of tyranny from our own government,’ and I’ve always laughed at them,” Morgan said. “I said, ‘Don’t be ridiculous! Your government won’t turn itself on you…but, actually, this is vaguely tyrannical behavior by the American government.”
— Piers Morgan
the CNN host admitted to guest Penn Jillette that perhaps gun advocates were right about creeping tyranny after all (via thinksquad)
It’s the end of the world. Get to the shelter.
Piers Morgan finally sees the light…
Who is Piers Morgan and who decided in advance we’re all in love with this Limey? He’s okay. I’m better than Piers Morgan, you’re better than Piers Morgan. Why is this thing like, [affects mocking British Accent]: “Nobody Can do what I do.” Shut Up, you Blowhard! There’s so many people that are better than you. Are you nuts? You’re OKAY. You’re lucky to have the gig, we should have run you outta here. We really should have. He’s not very good!
But who decided? It was like, “We have Piers Morgan- hey! We have ‘chubby guy, in his fifties, from England, who we’ve never heard of’, FEVER!” Who cares about this ass? Jesus Christ! He’s an idiot! I mean, he’s okay at his job, he does a fair to middling job of interviewing people. Before The Apprentice I’d never heard of this ass. What’s the big deal?
That’s it. We now must— here’s my feeling: We need to send like, Ted Nugent to London to annoy them. Ted, get your crossbow and your cammies on and head over to jolly old England and start annoying the hell out of everyone over there by talking about great you are constantly. That’s unfair! That we have become some sort of receptacle for all the ass-wipes around the world to land on our states and bother our good people.—
Adam Carolla (via eltigrechico)
I’ve always loved Adam Carolla