If you believe in the whole NWO Illuminati thing

eltigrechico:

then why give a shit about politics at all?

why not just kill yourself?

The only two global conspiracies that hold true are that 1.) people always conspire to gain more power and that 2.) people always have moments of complete incompetence. 

The combination gives birth to a dangerous offspring of random events of death, destruction and complete fucktardery.