"Service was so bad I took 3 dollars off my bill - Thanks"

"Service was so bad I took 3 dollars off my bill - Thanks"

"So happy to get a general amount of some currency"

Shit-Ass Pet Fuckers. 

I’m going to have to follow this guy on twitter. 

(via eltigrechico)

eltigrechico:

Dad’s exist to knock their kids down a peg when they need it 

Me as a dad

(via hartzilla)

Would the NSA be an A-Lister or would they be unlisted? 

Would the NSA be an A-Lister or would they be unlisted? 

Canadians In Cars Getting Coffee - A very nice, yet quiet, ride to the coffee shop. 

Audio: Dave Chappelle – Live at Oddball Comedy Tour Chicago (8/31/13)

utilitymaximiser:

How many Austrians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You can’t make quantitative predictions.

jtotheizzoe:

Here’s a proposed new naming scheme for deadly storms: Name them after climate science-denying politicians.

Evacuate!! Michele Bachmann is about to make landfall!

More info here.

I like this idea because it would tarnish Google searches forever. 

piperhutch-conservativegal:

Best ad for Obamacare ever. 

A must watch. 

(via ancap-curt)