Notes on a Trumped Up Scandal by Noam Scheiber (via thenewrepublic)
Here are some idiots trying to justify the highly illegal actions of other idiots. This is why our country is doomed.
I weep for humanity.
Oh for Chrissake, I’m gonna waterboard myself.
Good ol’ Faux News.
Their true colors come out in times of crises.
They believe in “Limited government.”
Oh for fuck’s sake…
Fox News is disgusting.
The future looks… safe?
Politicians are starting to debate ‘Knife Control’. In a few years, we’re going to debate ‘Spoon Control’. Sooner or later, we’re all going to be wearing Styrofoam underwear and eating out of squeezy-bags. Ain’t the future grand?
The worst D.I.Y. construction project of all time.
This guy has to be banned from society. This is straight criminal. If you’re foolish enough to build a monstrosity like this, then you deserve whatever happens to you when the entire thing collapses.
Here’s a link and a time-lapse video to the whole thing: CLICK
I’d have no problem with Jim Carrey’s Cold Dead Hand video if it were actually funny instead of being a 6 minute ad hominem attack on gun owners, southern culture and penis capacity.
After doing a lot of made-up math, I’ve come to the conclusion that we should raise the minimum wage to $317.43 an hour. We’d have world peace and everyone would own 12 Ferraris.

Throughout the day, Senators Feinstein and Boxer made desperate pleas for their California constituents to turn in their guns and not confront the crazed gunman because this would be a perfect test of their anti-gun proposals.
“The Senators feel the best course of action is to remove all weapons from law enforcement and private citizens so no one else gets hurt,” said a Senate communications intern. “When the gunman realizes that nobody else is armed, he will lay down his weapons and turn himself in…. that’s just human nature.”
—‘Human nature’…? Feinstein and Boxer think that if you become an easy target, criminals will leave you alone. Because what criminal wants to harm easy targets?
News flash for the two clueless women who supposedly ‘represent’ us in Congress; criminals don’t have the same ’human nature’ as the majority of the public, that’s why they choose to become criminals.
Feinstein and Boxer are no less crazy and no less idiotic than Chris Dorner in this situation. Total lack of common sense.
We only have one month until the petition closes, and there are only about 1700 signatures on it!
It’s almost as if all of these idiots have never heard of airplanes.
(via visforvoluntary)

